Go ahead -- tell her your secrets
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Maybe Madonna hasn’t given up entirely on her Catholic roots for Kabbalah. With her “Confessions” tour comes a call-in confessional. Dial (888)-2-CONFESS and you’ll hear a message from Madge asking for your deepest, darkest secrets (with a de rigeur legal disclaimer). The messages are then Podcasted on her Madonna.com website.
Besides confessing love for the pop superstar, some callers have disclosed secrets that will certainly make Mom blush.
A female caller reveals that her boss’ wife is leaving him -- for her. Another penitent says he tried to get his entire office sick by not washing his hands when he had a cold.
The eavesdropping is addictive.
But after hearing all those dirty little secrets, you may find yourself in need of a little spiritual cleansing too. If that’s the case, just remember: Dialing the Material Mama’s digits to soothe your soul just doesn’t count.
-- Christine N. Ziemba
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