These Are Easy Ones

Here’s a question Jim Harrick Jr. left off his final exam.

Jim Harrick Jr. is:

A.) Proof that the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree.

B.) A disgrace to not only coaches but the human race.

C.) The only person in America who needed help answering at least half of his final exam.

D.) As likely to get any kind of college coaching job as the Clippers are of winning the 2004 NBA championship.

E.) All of the above.

Troy Engar

Ladera Ranch

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I have an extra-credit question for Harrick’s final exam:

Which Division I assistant coach, instead of suing University of Georgia officials for defamation, should instead just hang his head in shame?

John Cressy

Ventura