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Quick One: The word “ ‘rats’ appeared for a brief time--only about a 30th of a second--[on George W. Bush’s] ads. . . . Or about as long as Bush’s attention span.” (Kenny Noble Cortes)
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Chris Pina’s
Essential Daily List
Top Rejected
Oprah Questions
for George W. Bush
* “Besides big oil, who’s the biggest influence in your life?”
* “What’s your favorite word to mispronounce?”
* “Are you ready for a very surprise make-over?”
* “What’s your highest score in Tetris?”
* “Have you read my magazine lately? Have you read anything lately?”
* “Quick! Who’s the president of ABC?”
* “Is it true that you once called Chris Pina a major league a------?”
* “Do you prefer morning or evening executions?”
* “[What’s your] favorite special interest?”
* “Can you explain your tax cut in a manner where you can understand it?”
* You were joking about that compassionate conservative thing--weren’t you?”
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