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* How do you keep ice cream from melting? Put sun block on it. (Marissa Fein, 5, Woodland Hills, Calvert Street Elementary)
* What is a crow’s favorite game? Crowquet. (Daniel Viscovich, 6, Torrance, Montessori Peninsula School)
* Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed. (Sahara Granados, 7, Los Angeles, Robert Hill Lane Elementary)
* There were three copycats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left? None. (Lauren Sherman, 5, Goleta, Kellogg School)
* The Tsan family was eating in a fancy restaurant when Christine complained, “Daddy, I don’t like cheese with holes.” Daddy Tsan replied, “Well, just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate.” (Christine Tsan, 13, Mission Viejo, La Paz Intermediate School)
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