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What do you get when you cross a pig and a parrot? A conversation hog. (Jason Morefield, 9, Los Angeles, Roscomare Road School)
* Today biologists crossed a four-leaf clover with poison ivy. Anybody touching it will get a rash of good luck! (Garrett Asanuma, 11, Simi Valley, White Oak Elementary)
* What did one hand say to the other? “I know I can count on you.” (Madeline Klein, 8, Altadena, Cheim Weitzman Day School)
* Why did the girls wear bathing suits to school? They rode in a car pool. (Amanda Matloff, 10, Beverly Hills, Beverly Vista School)
* Did you hear the one about the bed? It hasn’t been made up yet. (Kelsey Ramirez, 8, Hollywood Grant Elementary)
* When is a car no longer a car? When it turns into a driveway. (Christian Townsend, 6, San Clemente, Lobo Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.
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