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What did the left eye say to...

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us something smells. (Bhavna Mukundan, 6, Fontana, West Heritage Elementary)

* What’s the easiest thing to catch when you’re ice fishing? A cold. (Jonathan Hestrin Lerner, 8, Encino, Valley Beth Shalom Day School)

* What do you say to a two-headed monster? “Hello, hello, goodbye, goodbye.” (Krystyna Howell, 9, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)

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* Why did the chicken not cross the street? Because he was chicken. (Scotty Hauser, 9, Tarzana, L.A. Home Studies)

* What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A Roamin’ Catholic. (Nicole Nunez, 9, Arcadia, Holly Avenue Elementary)

* What does a dog say before it serves dinner? Bone appetit. (Jake Petzold, 7, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel Community Day School)

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* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your name, age, hometown and school.

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