Want a Little Credit for Your Good Deeds?

Has the New Age left you feeling morally bankrupt? No problem.

At least that’s what we heard holders of the Good Card proclaiming at a recent mid-city soiree.

Seems the faux credit card, available by phone, is a sort of Discover Card for good-deed-doers: The more positive vibes you “spend,” the more karmic “credit” you accumulate.

What’s next, frequent flier miles for astral projection?

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Raising Eyebrows: Legendary jazz singer Anita O’Day, 84, is relaxing in Palm Springs after having eyebrows tattooed on.

Seems Miss O’Day’s brows, like those of many glamour queens of yore, never grew back after the heavily depilated look of the ‘40s.

Yikes, does this mean that the skinny brows of last year will be with us into the next millennium?

We checked with our own Beverly Hills beauty expert, who said, “No, you’d have to pluck them all out religiously for at least 10 to 15 years before you’d do enough damage to the follicle that they’d stop growing back at all.”

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Bad Taste: You may have heard Ikea’s new radio spots in which gossip columnists pick the stars with the best and worst taste in home decorating.

Ikea is also circulating a press release that refers to worst-decorator winner Barbara Bush as a “star.” We hate to quibble, but while Bush is rich and famous, she’s not what we’d call a star.

But then again, neither are Mr. Blackwell, Ivana Trump, nor Marla Maples/Donald Trump, who also make the worst taste list.

Of the worst decorators listed, only Demi Moore/Bruce Willis are theater people. These diverse people do have one thing in common besides their appalling wallpaper: They’re all Republicans.

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