AND ONE MORE THING: Those romantic rascals...

AND ONE MORE THING: Those romantic rascals at Scotti Bros. Records have released a three-volume set, each album dealing with a phase of love: marriage, anniversary and . . . divorce. This is, of course, a California-based company.

The first includes selections ranging from Wagner’s wedding march to Buddy Holly’s “True Love Ways,” while the second includes “The Anniversary Waltz” sung by Bing Crosby and “You’re the First, the Last, My Everything” by Barry White.

But the third, with a cover photo of a heart-shaped box of chocolates being mauled with a chain saw, is where the fun is, from--what else?--”D.I.V.O.R.C.E.” sung by Dolly Parton (guess they couldn’t license Tammy Wynette’s version) to “Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye” by Steam to the coup de grace: “Why Can’t She Lower the Alimony” by a man who knows a thing or eight about this--Mickey Rooney.