Robertson on Women’s Rights
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Gasp! Well, fellow witches/feminists, I guess we have finally been exposed for the true radicals that we are. Our secret agenda is no longer secret. However, to set the record straight, Pat, we don’t want to kill our children, just our husbands. Now we will have to convene our coven and come up with a new secret agenda and find out who the traitorous pseudo-witches were that betrayed our agenda to Robertson’s warlocks.
ELAINE ALOIA LAMBERT
Huntington Beach
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