Bringing Up Baby in the World of Fine Cuisine

What an incredible bother young humans are! They have not learned to be cowed and silenced by society’s facade.

It is unthinkable that they are not impressed by overpriced gastronomic contrivances served in pretentious decorating schemes. How dare they indulge in pure energetic life and joy; disturbing us while we stuff our refined gourmet selves.

With the proper training from the enlightened folks around them, each one can be another lifeless gas bag and take his “place” in the human race.

LAURA HEMMER

Culver City