Opinion: Whodunit? Ask Detective Musharraf!

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Thank you, thank you, Pervez Musharraf -- president of Pakistan and forensics genius.

Not only have you solved the whodunit of the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, right there on ``60 Minutes,’’ pointing out that ``For standing up outside the car, I think it was she to blame alone – nobody else. Responsibility is hers.’’

You have also cleared up a persistent and troubling question of American history:

All those conspiracy theorists can stop writing and blogging and blabbering. Didn’t Musharraf’s brilliant insights make it obvious?

Hostile city … convertible automobile …

John F. Kennedy killed himself!

Next: Sherlock Musharraf identifies Jack the Ripper.