Lindsay Lohan: no ‘Celebrity Apprentice’; no assistant either

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In 48 hours, Lindsay Lohan has turned down ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ and lost one of her own.

Donald Trump approached the actress to appear on his NBC project management competition, wherein celebrities vie for cash to benefit their favorite charities, according to the New York Post.

‘Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season,’ Lindsay’s mom Dina Lohan told the paper.

‘She’s deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she’s very busy.’

But a rep for Lohan tells the Ministry that her casting on the show is ‘not happening.’

Still, she got a lot busier Thursday morning, when her personal assistant Eleonore quit. After several months of duty, the sidekick grew tired of Lohan’s shenanigans and ‘had enough of Lindsay’s demands,’ according to TMZ.

Insert your own jokes about how Lindsay will manage runs for Parliament Lights and Red Bull in between her films and appearances.

-- Matt Donnelly

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